tommy wiseau is scary.

scary as hell to be exact! tommy wiseau is the actor, executive producer, writer and director of the 2003 the movie, “the room.” this is a horrible movie. mr. wiseau can easily be described as creepy.

the only things worse than knowing about tommy wiseau are these pictures. and the only thing worse than these pictures is the acting. and the only thing worse than the acting is the acting.

the movie is funny, but it wasn’t meant to be funny. poor tommy thinks he’s a genius. poor ‘lil guy.

here’s the plot summary for “the room”…

“The Room” is an American black comedy about love, passion, betrayal and lies. It has five major characters. Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa is a beautiful blonde fiancĂ© of Johnny. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality, and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa’s dangerous web and gives into temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is very ambitious and also very grateful to the people that are in his life. “The Room” depicts the depths of friendship and relationships in one’s life and raises life’s real and most asked question: “Can you ever really trust anyone?”

one good thing about this movie is that it has given us plenty of new lines for our daily life. some of my favorites are…

“oh hi doggie!”- said to a dog sitting on a counter at a flower shop

“you invited all of my friends! good thinking!”- said to his love lisa at his birthday party. well who was she supposed to invite?…people you hated?

“that’s the idea!”- this line can easily fit in to most everyday conversation.

“i did not hit her, it’s not true! it’s bullshit! i did not hit her! i did naaaht. oh hi mark.”- i don’t think that one needs explaining. it’s just weird. but here’s the video with the last quote just in case you want to laugh!

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Comment by Ryan Beggar
2009-08-30 21:10:58

i got taviri a football and we’ve been tossing it from a few feet apart. i think of this movie everytime. it’s funny and scary.

Comment by sarah
2009-08-30 21:33:15

it makes more sense to toss a football a few feet apart when you’re playing with a 3 year old. i’m confused when i see two grown men doing it. i found the scariest pictures possible for this post!

 
 
Comment by xmiyux Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-30 21:32:52

I still chuckle when I remember us going with Jaime and Jason to Bastyr and we recruited Jason into our baseball passing while staying like 3 feet apart. Oddly enough he never commented. :lol:

Comment by sarah
2009-08-30 21:36:59

haha, i don’t think i ever heard about that!

 
 
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